Matt's Favorite Disney Morning
Jun. 28th, 2012 02:37 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wwcitizenMatt reminded me of his most favoritest and most magicalest day ever at Disney this past May.
Matt, his sister's family, his aunt, and I had a character breakfast one morning at the Crystal Palace. Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, Eeyore, and Tigger come out to visit everyone during breakfast, take pictures, and sign autographs for the kids. It's a lot of fun for everyone, though.
At the end of breakfast, Matt's sister started getting the kids ready to go run around the park. Matt and I got ready to leave and he had to go to the bathroom. I waited for him outside in the vestibule of the dining hall.
Matt's prim-and-proper, 82-yr-old aunt, who looks like she could be Betty White's mother, made her way to the bathroom about 3 minutes later. About 5 minutes later, Matt comes out of the bathroom motioning for me to get up and go. I said, "Don't we need to wait for your aunt?"
He said, "Nope! She's fine! And I'll tell you why she's fine. Just go outside."
He told me that he was sitting in one of the stalls when he heard his aunt's voice saying, "Oh. There's a man in here. Oh, there's urinals. Oh, where's the nice couch? Where am I?"
Matt sat there on the toilet silently with his hands covering his face. The other man at the urinal finished his business and told his aunt patiently that she was in the men's room. "The ladies' room is the next door over," he explained as he began washing his hands.
"Let me see what it says on this door here," she said, as Matt heard her open the door thinking to himself, "Does it really matter what it says on the door? There's a row of standing urinals against the wall."
He heard his aunt then shuffle out the door muttering to herself and the hallway, "They need better signs around here," in her best NJ Italian accent.
Bless her heart.
When he heard her muttering voice fade into the distance, he quickly lifted his face from his hands, pulled up his pants, and rushed out to tell me about the scene. Of course, I quickly texted his sister about the scene, who said, "Nice!"
Matt, his sister's family, his aunt, and I had a character breakfast one morning at the Crystal Palace. Winnie the Pooh, Piglet, Eeyore, and Tigger come out to visit everyone during breakfast, take pictures, and sign autographs for the kids. It's a lot of fun for everyone, though.
At the end of breakfast, Matt's sister started getting the kids ready to go run around the park. Matt and I got ready to leave and he had to go to the bathroom. I waited for him outside in the vestibule of the dining hall.
Matt's prim-and-proper, 82-yr-old aunt, who looks like she could be Betty White's mother, made her way to the bathroom about 3 minutes later. About 5 minutes later, Matt comes out of the bathroom motioning for me to get up and go. I said, "Don't we need to wait for your aunt?"
He said, "Nope! She's fine! And I'll tell you why she's fine. Just go outside."
He told me that he was sitting in one of the stalls when he heard his aunt's voice saying, "Oh. There's a man in here. Oh, there's urinals. Oh, where's the nice couch? Where am I?"
Matt sat there on the toilet silently with his hands covering his face. The other man at the urinal finished his business and told his aunt patiently that she was in the men's room. "The ladies' room is the next door over," he explained as he began washing his hands.
"Let me see what it says on this door here," she said, as Matt heard her open the door thinking to himself, "Does it really matter what it says on the door? There's a row of standing urinals against the wall."
He heard his aunt then shuffle out the door muttering to herself and the hallway, "They need better signs around here," in her best NJ Italian accent.
Bless her heart.
When he heard her muttering voice fade into the distance, he quickly lifted his face from his hands, pulled up his pants, and rushed out to tell me about the scene. Of course, I quickly texted his sister about the scene, who said, "Nice!"
