Yacht Delivery
Dec. 8th, 2011 09:33 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
wwcitizenAn 85-foot custom-built motor yacht complete with 4 state rooms, a state-of-the-art galley, GPS System and radar for navigation, twin super-charged diesel engines, etc.
$7,474,793.73
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Champagne, chocolate covered strawberries with cream, string quartet music dockside for the excited 'soon to be owner' and a small group of his friends:
$4500.00
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2 corporate representatives, crane, and rigging:
$2,500.00 an hour minimum...
a faulty turnbuckle...
$25.00
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(Note the owner in the stern/back of the yacht)
Watching your 7 million dollar dreamboat nose dive into the harbor, accompanied by 2 corporate representatives from the company that built it just prior to 'inking' the final paperwork and handing over a 7 million dollar cashier’s check...
PRICELESS!
And, how has your day been so far?
FYI: No fish were harmed in the making of this post. Startled, perhaps, but not harmed.
$7,474,793.73
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Champagne, chocolate covered strawberries with cream, string quartet music dockside for the excited 'soon to be owner' and a small group of his friends:
$4500.00
***********************************************************
2 corporate representatives, crane, and rigging:
$2,500.00 an hour minimum...
a faulty turnbuckle...
$25.00
***********************************************************
(Note the owner in the stern/back of the yacht)
Watching your 7 million dollar dreamboat nose dive into the harbor, accompanied by 2 corporate representatives from the company that built it just prior to 'inking' the final paperwork and handing over a 7 million dollar cashier’s check...
PRICELESS!
And, how has your day been so far?
FYI: No fish were harmed in the making of this post. Startled, perhaps, but not harmed.
