Bless me father... (a joke)

[wwcitizen]

Little boy:  'Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl.'
The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Joey Pagano?'
Joey: 'Yes, Father, it is.'
Priest: 'And who was the girl you were with?'
Joey: 'I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
Priest: 'Well, Joey, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
Joey: 'I cannot say.'
Priest: 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
Joey: 'I'll never tell.'
Priest: 'Was it Nina Capelli?'
Joey: 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
Priest: 'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
Joey: 'My lips are sealed.'
Priest: 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
Joey: 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
The priest sighs in frustration. 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself.'
Joey walks back to his pew, and his friend Franco slides over and whispers, 'What'd you get?'
Joey: 'Four months’ vacation and five good leads ...'