The Gay Agenda

[wwcitizen]

This is the Gay Agenda. Friends of ours and we wrote these down together, since the country seems to want to know what the Gay Agenda really is; they're so afraid of the Gay Agenda and we're not hiding it any longer. We hear and have heard over the years from religious groups and the right wing conservatives, "We need to stop the Gay Agenda!" We were discussing the Gay Agenda and wanted to share it with the world (after the mid-term elections, of course, so as not to affect the voting):

1. BRUNCH - push back to start at 1:30 PM on Sundays, but tell everyone it's at 1:00 PM.
--> Late-comers are open for ridicule.

2. 75% of our civil rights = 75% taxes; i.e. since we're getting only about 75% of equal civil rights, we should be required to pay only 75% taxes.

3. No apologies.

4. Surreptitious "straight" marriages with those who oppose us; e.g. lesbians & gays will marry straight people, but not tell them (because that's not happening now).

5. Salad bars should be refreshed at least every two hours.

6. If you don't want gay guys staring at you, don't wear those jeans.

7. All people are gay until proven otherwise.

8. Dancing with thumbs up? Stay at the bar.

9. Respectable gays do not date outed Republican haters.

10. Shoes.
--> 10a. "Bi"? Really? You're not fooling anyone.