Meeting your first bear
May. 29th, 2010 08:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Just saw this on FB on someone's profile and it's really cute. Something along these lines happens to us from time to time in NYC, even (especially around Pride). But this rendition is hilarious.
"Dave is waiting at a crosswalk heading toward Gold's carrying his gym bag, when a broadly smiling woman walks toward him.
WOMAN: Are you a bear? You're a bear, aren't you?
DAVE: Uh...well, you tell me.
WOMAN: Are you gay or straight.
DAVE: Gay
WOMAN: You're a big BEAR then! I've been reading about you bears!
DAVE: ?
WOMAN: (walking away) I met my first BEAR!!"
"Dave is waiting at a crosswalk heading toward Gold's carrying his gym bag, when a broadly smiling woman walks toward him.
WOMAN: Are you a bear? You're a bear, aren't you?
DAVE: Uh...well, you tell me.
WOMAN: Are you gay or straight.
DAVE: Gay
WOMAN: You're a big BEAR then! I've been reading about you bears!
DAVE: ?
WOMAN: (walking away) I met my first BEAR!!"