My Fine is $915.60 - Wow

Ganked from vondahugnkiss via spikejrt:

Rules:
1) This is fun to do. Just read the 'offense' and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
2) You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.
3) Note: fines to be added once, not for how ever many times you have done it.

Smoked weed: $10
Did acid or pills: $5
Ever had sex at church: $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you: $40
Had sex with someone on MySpace/Facebook/Bebo etc: $25
Had sex for money: $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican: $20
Vandalized something: $20
Had sex on your parents' bed: $10
Beat up someone: $20
Been jumped: $10
Cross dressed: $10
Given money to stripper: $25
Been in love with a stripper: $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know: $0.10
Hit on someone of the same sex while at work: $15
Ever drive and drank: $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk: $50
Used toys while having sex: $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before: $20
Went skinny dipping: $5
Had sex in a pool: $20
Kissed someone of the same sex: $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex: $20
Cheated on your significant other: $10
Masturbated: $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend: $20
Done oral: $5
Got oral: $5
Done / got oral in a vehicle while it was moving: $25
Stole something: $10
Had sex with someone in jail: $25
Made a nasty home video or took pictures: $15
Had a threesome: $50
Had sex in public: $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex: $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars: $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older: $20
Had sex with someone under the age accepted by rule of thumb (half your age plus 7): $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time: $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it: $25
Went streaking: $5
Went streaking in broad daylight: $15
Been arrested: $5
Spent time in jail: $15
Pissed in the pool: $0.50
Played spin the bottle: $5
Done something you regret: $20
Had sex with your best friend: $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work: $25
Had anal sex: $80
Lied to your mate: $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good: $25

Tally it up and put it on your status as: "My Fine Is..." (nothing else) then repost.

Our eBay Store is OPEN!!

We set up our listings on eBay as a store. We're called "The Marble Cave", which is an anagram of Matthew's and my last names (Lambeth-Vecera). Ain't that cool?

I'm in the process of updating our Store Categories so that our items are more easily found and purchased. Most of our items are Buy It Now and will stay online as Good 'Til Canceled. There are very few items that will be auctions.

Check out our store! Who knows? Something might suit your fancy!

When Betty Calls You Out!

Our cleaning lady's name is Betty. She comes every two weeks and does a decent job around here. Before she left today after she was done, I sat at the kitchen table while Matthew stood at the door chatting with her. I could hear everything; our place has excellent acoustics.

She said, "Mr. Matthew (she's Serbian), I'm gonna be old this year! I'm gonna be 42 and my son 19. Two of my kids are in college!"

Honey.

When Matthew and I were reviewing this scene at the door this evening, we both looked at each other, mouths agape, as he locked the door. I exclaimed, "I am gonna be 42 this year and I go to NY dance parties that start at midnight! What's SHE talking about?"