WOW!! Surreal!!

This is the surrealist compliment generator. Might even be good and helpful at the office!!

The first compliment it generated for me (being that I can be long-winded) was:

"The Green Paint on the Walls Clouds my Thoughts of Flying Planks of Wood, Much An ocean-going tin of cross-eyed mussels could never match the melodious burblings of your sister's husband."

The second one was:

"You are the sound of one lip kissing."

And the third was (drum-roll, please...):

"Soft sausages would gladly procreate in the bathwater of your verisimilitude."

Be sure to reload to get another compliment.

FYFF

Here are some pictures that show the length of my beard - from brushed to unkempt. Enjoy!

From a picture two weeks ago when erstexman, bearzendurham and I met for breakfast over the holidays in Raleigh:





To NOW - TODAY. Jan. 8, 2010:







To scary, fluffy, burly Steve cheeks!!: