wwcitizen: (BIG SMILE)
I love to burp. I sometimes drink diet Pepsi really fast with deep gulps JUST so that I can make a goooood loooong burp. Thinking to myself yesterday at work, "Self, burps need more accolades and better treatment (outside of parties and home)." - even though they're essentially social pariah in most circles. I created a list of words, at least that express different essences and states of "The Burp"!

Burpage - noun; a person's presence of burp at a given moment, ex. "Your burpage tonight is quite exceptional."

Burpaphobia - noun; the fear of someone else's burp(s); aka "eructophobia".

Burpability - noun; someone's capability to burp, whether on command or with the assistance of a carbonated beverage

Anaburp - noun; the reverse burp

Burpwise - conj; a transition word and/or conjunctive adverb that initiates a burpage or burpability phrase; ex. "On a scale of high-medium-low, burpwise, I rate this meal high."

Burpacious - adj.; given to, inclined to, abounding in burpage or burpability

Burpation - noun; the state of burping; ex. "My burpation lately has been lasting longer than normal because, burpwise, I'm mixing carbonated drinks with acidic food without TUMS."

Burpness - noun; the essential quality of something (beverage, acidic meal, air, etc.) to cause burps; see also burpessence

Burply - adv; describing specifically an individual's phraseology that contains burps; ex. Finishing his last sip of diet ginger ale, Jack burply ordered another.

Burpate - adj; describing the burp state or quality of something; ex. "The burpate conversation suddenly took on a different tenet when air was no longer being burped."

Pteroburp - noun; a very rare burp stemming from the expeditious or overindulgent ingestation of fowl (turkey, chicken, squab, duck, etc.).

Burpessence - noun; the basic, real, and invariable nature of something causing burpation

Burpgate - noun; the constant denial during a social gathering of someone who is constantly burping, but no one can quite pin the burpage on them.

Burpalicious - adj; burpage or burpability that is exceptionally expressive or excessive; ex. "My, how that burpate Pepsi has made this evening burpalicious!"

Unburped - adj; the state of a burp not coming to the surface for full burpage.

Preburp - noun; the phase or period that an individual can sense that a burp is imminent

Please let me know if I've missed any! Thanks!!

Oy! Gewalt!

Nov. 2nd, 2012 06:30 pm
wwcitizen: (Uuuuuuh)


I just inadvertently kinda freaked out a Jewish man in my building.  I'm sitting in the lobby charging a jumper battery for our phones. To keep myself amused, I was taking some pictures of the carp fish in the lobby.

 

An older Jewish man over my shoulder said "What are you doing?" in Yiddish (which has its roots in German, of course).

 

My knee jerk reaction? I answered him in English... "Just taking some pictures... oh, sorry you were speaking to your friend..."

 

He kinda got this big hopeful smile on his face, "You speak Yiddish?"

 

"No, I just understand it."

 

Then he turned to his friend to explain that I had understood what he'd said and that I speak Yiddish.

 

But I don't... :-)

wwcitizen: (NJ - Greetings)


So, it's day three of the aftermath of Sandy hitting NYC & NNJ (where we are). We are healthy and safe and that's the main thing really. It's hard to keep that in mind without electricity, TV, or internet, not to mention hot water.  But Matt and I have truly been making the absolute BEST of a bad situation. And even though we can't have a grill or natural gas in the condo, I am evermore astounded by and thankful for living in a high rise.  We have security, we have regular community updates, we have neighbors close by, and there are local businesses that are open and easy to get to.

 

 

 

Matt & I have also decided that once in a while, we'll eat solely by candlelight again. One, it's like romantical and stuff, and second, it'll -hopefully - keep this experience fresh in our minds. Of course hoping that something like this hurricane doesn't happen again to this degree in the near future, but also to remind us that we should totally unplug from time to time.

wwcitizen: (Airplane Travel)
This was me today cuz THE SHUTTLE PASSED OVER NYC!!  YAY!! 


I took about 300+ photos within 15 minutes and had gotten up to the roof JUST in the nick of time to see the shuttle passing over. It flew REALLY close to our building.  I whittled the collection down to about 70 shots, which turned out pretty good!  Enjoy!  (...and comment at will...)

I also sent a link to this album to the Rachel Maddow Show; hopefully, she'll use a couple or more on the show tonight!
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1. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet? (I'm constructing a video...)

6. Was learning cursive really necessary? (Not nowadays - I don't write a sentence in a given week - by hand.)

7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died. (Right, Deborah?)

9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind-of tired. (Yeah. Yeah, I can. It was today, actually.)

10. Bad decisions make good stories. (Sometimes)

11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

15. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

16. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Light than Kay. (TOOOO...OOOTALLY!!)

17. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.

18. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger. (For the record, it's the line called "maximum caloric intake").

19. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

20. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

21. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

22. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey - but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.

23. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took (at least) 100(0) years for men to realize that their brain is also important.

... NOW. Go to your liquor cabinet, take out a bottle of your favorite liquor (even if it's 5-12 beers out of your fridge).  Drink a substantial amount and wait about 20 minutes. Return to this list and read aloud. It'll all make much more sense!  Enjoy!

What? That's what I did. Now, it's all clear!
wwcitizen: (Rainbow Flag)
Anybody else notice the Pride colors on LiveJournal?? I'm impressed and happy!! It's Pride in San Francisco and NYC this weekend. How fun!!!


01022010

Jan. 2nd, 2010 12:25 pm
wwcitizen: (WOW! OMG!)
01022010. It's today's date and a palindrome!

Granted, depending on where you are in the world, the palindrome is different and wouldn't work. In Europe, today's date is 02012010, which is all screwed up. But for this exercise, we'll take the US date structure.
wwcitizen: (Tongue & Squeeze)
Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] kenwoodville I updated the look of my profile. I used to do this about once every 3-4 months when I first started on LJ till I found one I liked. Not sure if I'm keeping this one, either, but for now, it'll do. I might spend some time learning how to create my own for the fun of it, but then if I wanted to update it or change it again, it would take some time.

I really liked the flowers one I had once a while ago, and my first set up was bearish for sure - all the bear colors. But, you couldn't see all my links and tags and stuff properly. In the process of changing things around, I discovered a few things I need to update and clean up! So that's good, too - keep it all neat and tidy.
wwcitizen: (Does this Vespa make me look fat?)
How many times have we all wanted to do this? How cool is it that this one guy is doing it? I hope he either writes a book about it (why else take the journey?) or blogs about it... How many of us are actually seriously constrained by our every day lives and things around us that we say, "Oh, I couldn't do that - sounds cool - but I could never do that."?

His website:
http://www.alife4sale.com/

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